Bhavani-ism # 3

3. The more you learn to appreciate others, the more you'll learn to appreciate yourself.

Bhavani-ism # 1 & 2

1. Efficiency is doing things right; effectiveness is doing the right thing.
2. Blame it on Oxytoxin - triggers love and music simultaneously (on twitter)

[Ms. P Bhavani is my office colleague and is known for her wonderful sense of humor (sometimes for her philosophical gyan also). Bhavani-ism is a collection of her holy teachings]

The great Jadeja

Well! I am talking about Ravinder Jadeja here, who has created much furor (atleast on the twitter world) because of his wonderful alround performance in Cricket. Mr. Jadeja has been on fire since his poor performance in West Indies. After the WI series we heard news that some of the Indian team players were involved in a pub brawl when allegedly some Indian fans saw Mr. Jadeja in the pub and started hurling abuses on him (obviously because of his wonderful performance). Mr. Jadeja's trouble actually started last year when he was suspended from IPL season 3, for negotiating with an IPL franchise, without informing his own franchise the "Rajasthan Royals". Today in the match of India vs Sri Lanka in the Asia Cup again he was out first ball duck. The inteligent twitterati had a lot of praises for Mr. Jadeja on Twitter. Here are a few examples:

• @jhunjhunwala Ravindra Jadeja has got out thinking this way i won't make fun of him. He's wrong. I'll make fun of him anyway. He inspires me to pick him.
• @jhunjhunwala Ravindra Jadeja is like Tata docomo. He is a per second player. he gets out even before playing the second ball.
• @mishrashiv Jadeja got out! A day will come when he will be thrown out.
• @madhuusv jadeja is vodaphone (hutch) puggy he always follows ajit agarkar
• @Scarlet_Nimbus Hope this poor ZzZZdeja dude in not on twitter. might commit suicide after reading ur twets.
• @jhunjhunwala Tendulkar should get a Bharat Ratna for playing Cricket but Jadeja should get a Bharat Ratna for NOT playing Cricket. He is that Great.
• @jhunjhunwala When Ravindra Jadeja bats he makes Fardeen Khan look like the Greatest Actor of all time.
• @jhunjhunwala And to make matters worse Adidas not only sponsors Sachin's bat but also Ravindra Jadeja's bat as well. Truly 'Impossible is Nothing'
• @RahulK18 Ravindra Jadeja makes Paris Hilton look intelligent
• @rameshsrivatsThe feeling of having seen a guy underperform yet again - Jadeja Vu
• @witty_n_vetty Jadeja is a true allrounder. he gets a 0 in his batting scorecard and a bigger 0 in his wicket column. allround figures!
• @jhunjhunwala Ravindra Jadeja takes less time to bat & get out compared to the time Usain Bolt takes to run 100 metres.
• @mishrashiv jadeja should bat in olympics.
• @shiladityam Ravindra Jadeja = weighted mean average of [Uday Chopra + Mimoh + Tusshar Kapoor]? :-)
• @witty_n_vetty One Indian, Aryabhatta invented ZERO. Another Indian, Ravindra Jadeja made full use of it! Proud to be Indian
• @iPrath i used to think justin bieber sucked, but then i saw ravindra jadeja...
• @srikanthgv Jadeja is Greg Chappel in Disguise, this time he sneaked into playing XI and trying to spoil a well built team
• @antidespondent the truth is out. Jadeja actually employed by the govt. as a comedian to keep the janta amused in these tough times
• @chetanbhatia76 How Ind win the WC.: When opp see that Jadeja's on d team, they laugh so hard & get injured. India wil; win uncontested
• @jhunjhunwala People prefer to watch Mamata Banerjee and Mayawati do an item number instead of watching Ravindra Jadeja bat.
• @rj33t I was trying yo recover from Ajay Jadeja debacle, and Ravindra Jadeja happened to me.
• @jhunjhunwala You know why the monsoons are delayed? The monsoons were coming, then they saw Ravindra Jadeja play and turned back.
• @jhunjhunwala Where is @fakebalthakre. Balasaheb, can't you send the sainiks to go and bash Ravindra Jadeja for his crappy cricket?
• @bhartisushant Jadejaseriously keeping INFLATION under control.....Dealing in zeroes only from all side.
• @witty_n_vetty the only reason why our Indian cricket team is not targeted by terrorists is they dont want us to lose Jadeja!