Came across an amazing post on a news group. I am producing the same verbatim herewith.
Temple built for Higgs-Boson 'God particle'
in Tamil Nadu.. devotees throng to get darshan
In
what is a testament to Hinduism’s assimilative capacity, the elusive
Higgs-Boson or God particle has been admitted as a full fledged God into
the Hindu pantheon and a temple in His honor has been built in Tamil
Nadu’s Kancheepuram district.
Confirming
the development, Swami Vajranand Sarwasti, head of the decade old
Higgs-Boson consciousness sect devoted to the propagation of devotion to
Lord Higgs-Boson and attainment of spiritual salvation by chanting His
name, said, “Ever since CERN confirmed that
they had discerned the Lord’s temporal presence after detecting a bump
in the mass range based on the data generated from collisions of
trillions of sub-atomic particles, we have been inundated with calls by
eager devotees seeking a darshan of
Higgs-Boson bhagwaaan. So we decided to build a temple in His honour
to satisfy the cravings of His devotees.”
In
addition to the sanctum sanctorum housing the idol of Lord Higgs-Boson,
the temple’s walls will feature murals and carvings depicting data from
CERN’s experiments involving over 500 trillion collisions between
protons and anti-protons since 2001 in the 27 km long Large Hadron
Collider (LCH), so that devotees can feel His divine presence at a more
spiritual, metaphysical level.
Aarthi being performed for Lord Higgs-Boson
But
how will He be represented in idol form since thus far only His
presence has been validated, not visual form? “Dude, most Gods and
Goddesses in the Hindu pantheon are anthropomorphic so why should Lord
Higgs-Boson be any exception unless CERN tells us otherwise. We have
asked devotees to send in their submissions from which we will finalize
the Lord’s image. The only guideline we venture is that He should be
imbued with classical Aryan features. For the time being, we’ll just go
with a notional Google search generated image of the Lord,” replied
Swami Vajranand.
“However,
let me make it clear at the outset that we will not accept pictures of
Rajnikant, Sachin Tendulkar or Rahul Bose. We are very clear about
this,” he hastened to add.
Swamiji
has also requested the Government to subsidize the annual pilgrimage of
devotees to CERN headquarters to pay obeisance at the Large Hadron
Collider where the Lord’s divine presence was first detected.
In related news, upcoming Godman Swami Brahmanand has claimed that he is an avatar of
Higgs-Boson and CERN can stop conducting any more experiments to
validate His presence. “Once they submit to me with full faith and
experience the divine rays of spiritual energy emanating from me, their
lingering doubts will melt away and they will go back with 10 sigma
proof that Swami Brahmanand and Higgs-Boson are one and the same,”
claimed the
Swamiji.
